Holidaying in Goa can be dangerous. If a tsunami doesn’t get you, the newspapers might! A quick look at the headlines had me scrambling for the phone, livid that this filicide had occurred behind my back and I had no clue! TheHerald decided to transport readers to a parallel universe, where Musharaff gets bumped off by his mother. And then attributed the statement to the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Bilawal! Couldn’t get more bizarre than this.