We have no idea how we missed this considering our love for Pakistani television news but better late than never and all that. Neo Network came up with the best conspiracy theory about Donald Trump before he became US President-elect Donald Trump. Apparently, he was born in Waziristan in Pakistan and his real name is Dawood Ibrahim Khan. Oh and he also studied in a Madrassa for a brief while. Apparently, his Pakistani parents died when he was young and he was adopted by the “Trump family” in 1946. By the way, Trump was born in 1946 so the first one year of his life seems to have been very action-packed according to Neo.

The anchor very conveniently attributes this information to people on social media. This is the best that could have come out of log-keh-rahen-hain journalism. Watch: