While India and China negotiate a deescalation, Indian TV news anchors decided it’s time to declare war on China. Sudhir Chaudhary and Amish Devgan read the same WhatsApp message and explained why the Chinese army is full of no-good, spoilt brats. Meanwhile, Dawood Ibrahim was bumped off once again. Arnab Goswami was called for interrogation and we have some questions on his face mask.

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